I'm Junior, uhmm 17 senior at LHS. Photography, Tattoos, piercings, bands and all dat.

Lesbian problems
  • Doctor: Are you sexually active?
  • Me: Yes.
  • Doctor: Is there any chance you could be pregnant?
  • Me: No.
  • Doctor: Are you taking birth control pills?
  • Me: No.
  • Doctor: Do you use condoms?
  • Me: Nope.
  • Doctor (beginning to look concerned): Is there a medical reason you can't become pregnant?
  • Me: Not that I'm aware of.
  • Doctor (looking even more concerned, now speaking in a condescending tone): Then how do you know there's no chance of pregnancy?
  • Me: Last I checked, my female partner would have a hard time pulling that off.

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

(via pizza)

pienoy:

Crowded highway by indy2kro on Flickr.
cosbyykidd:

my head hurts
nasturbate:

it just got so much better

drunkdilf:

isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

(Source: cyberho, via bootypopping)

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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(via pizza)